Well I think Heidi Montag has a better handle on Michael Bay than most of the commentators on the subject I've seen so far. Now, I don't know if anybody has actually watched a Michael Bay film... If you haven't, I suggest looking up the Armageddon review by Nostalgia Chick, Part 1 and Part 2. I'd also look at the Michael Bay Victory Secret's Commercial.
This is a movie maker who focus's on a few select points in pretty much all his movies:
- Big Genitalia
- Big Explosions
- Big Guns (goes with big explosions)
- Bad Acting